The power rests with...

Women.

Do they realize the power that they possess? With proper organization, cunning and skilled planning, women could, quite possibly, rule the world. And for that, I respect them.

Let's look at the facts. They control child birth. They handle emotional stresses of all kind better than males. And they are masters of communication. Maybe because they never shut up.

But I digress...

Men will do some of the dumbest things to get a glimpse of a woman in a bra. And watching a woman bend over, cross her legs or slowly take a sip of her coffee or wine can intoxicate a man to the point where IQ levels plummet to the depths of retardation.

And while women appreciate the male form due to their libidos and need to procreate, they don't embezzle hundreds of thousands of dollars to see them naked. (Sorry Mr. Rob McCormick. I had to say it.)

They say women are the weaker sex. That may be true as the only women I know who are power lifters, construction workers, carpenters and the like, possess more testosterone than a non-stop viewing of Arnold's greatest action movies in Hamburg, Germany during the World's Strongest Man competition.

But even though most women are soft, gentle creatures doesn't mean they are not extremely vindictive, not extremely jealous and can't hold a grudge longer than life itself. So even when she smiles at you and gently rubs your arm or arches her back for you, she is plotting, scheming and making a fool of you.

And you know, men love every second of it.

-The Flipster