You'll go blind!

Is masturbation truly bad for you? Do you lose eyesight? Are you a bad person if you do it?

Maybe not once or twice. But take my friend, Pietro, for instance. He jerks himself at least once or twice daily. And he is a real bastard. He's a sex addict and a pervert. And he drinks too much. Is it because of the masturbation? Or is he just an asshole, manifesting his assholeness through self pleasure and self punishment?

The world may never know.

-The Flipster