The Cabbie and the Nun

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
He replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun suck me off."
She responds, "Well let's see what we can do about that. But there are two rules:

#1 you have to be single, and #2 you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic!"
"OK" the Nun says. "Pull into the next alley." Without hesitation, the Nun fulfills his fantasy with the most erotic and sloppy blowjob that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?"
"Forgive me, but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish!"
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Patrick, and I'm going to a Halloween party."

-The Flipster