Something that actually works!

Here is a transcript of an actual email conversation:
(names have been changed to protect the innocent)
-----Original Message-----
From: plumloco (at) ***** (dot) com [email concealed]
Sent: Wednesday, January 18, 2006 11:49 AM
To: ****** (at) ****** (dot) com [email concealed]
Subject: virus

can someone help get rid of is468.exe dowload trojan
your help will be greatly appreciated
thanks!
plumloco
-----Original Message-----
From: ****** (at) ****** (dot) com [email concealed]
Sent: Wednesday, January 24, 2006 14:55 PM
To: plummloco (at) ****** (dot) com [email concealed]
Subject: Re: virus

Try downloading "Error Killer". It has cured all of my deep virus issues. Newer trojans plant themselves within the registry, which makes them harder to detect.
It's a great app that you can try free. I think you can buy unlimited licenses for a pretty cheap price.
Here is the link --> http://5had0w.errkiller.hop.clickbank.net/
Thanks!
*******, MBA, Security+, A+, CBCP, CISSP
Sr. Business Systems Advisor
Security & Business Continuity
******* Corporation
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Now if security professionals at major corporations are using this software, shouldn't you?
Error Killer
Get it here ---> http://5had0w.errkiller.hop.clickbank.net/
-The Flipster

Is this all the web has to offer?!

My first experience on the Internet was, you guessed it, a bulletin board service. There, you could really hone your typing skills as you met new friends and hacked your way around cyberspace. Then along came the browser. Sure, we all enjoy flashing colors and cheery music, but leave it to corporate America to figure out a way to make money off of new technology. Fast forward about 15 years and this is what you get: The funniest place on the web.

You can now purchase everything from food to condoms to burial plots via the World Wide Web. Hmmm. That's quite a selection. What started out as a way to simply share small files and simple communications has turned into this: Paying Adults Only!

Am I here to gripe about America's need to succeed in not only world political affairs, but any economic endeavor? No. But I can hope for the simple things like a good old-fashioned library. Whoops! Those have been cyberized too!

Ah well. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Buy This from me! Now!


-The Flipster

This isn't rocket science, people!

A recent COSMOPOLITAN article claims to know 7 secrets to spice up your sex life and really please your man. Wow. 7!? For me, it's about 3. Say "I love you." once or twice a week. Make me a sandwich without the accompanying chit-chat. And give me a nice sloppy blowjob every now and then without me having to ask. Or if that's too much, just be quiet and listen. I mean really listen......
Hear that? That's the game. It means we are too busy to talk now.

But if you truly want to know what's going on inside the opposite sex's brains, I have some suggestions for you...

Gals: Go to http://www.iflipyouoff.com/, get a free account and read some of the heart-felt articles that have no "fluff" in them. You just might learn something useful. They are written by real people and not paid "journalists".

Guys: Go to http://www.paulemoore.com/, get some accounts going and enjoy. After all, that's really all men want, right? And this Paul guy gives everything we could ask for.

-The Flipster

Happy New Year!

Did you get your XBOX360? Do you want to buy mine? :-)



Usama Bin Laden released another infamous tape yesterday (http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060119/D8F81VJG2.html), and wants the United States to call a truce.

Huh?!

Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't these guys on a quest to wipe us of the face of the planet? Why all of a sudden do they want to "talk" or give us a chance to "come to our senses"?

Sounds like they are getting their asses handed to them. Or, Bin Laden is practicing a little psychological warfare.

-The Flipster