"The Finger", by Charles Bukowski From "Bone Palace Ballet (1997)."
The Fingerthe drivers of automobiles have very little recourse or originality. when upset with another driver they often give him the FINGER.
I have seen two adult men, florid of face driving along giving each other the FINGER.
well, we all know what this means, it's no secret.
still, this gesture is so overused it has lost most of its impact.
some of the men who give the FINGER are captains of industry, city councilmen, insurance adjusters, accountants and/or plain unemployed. no matter. it is their favorite response.
pleople will never admit that they drive badly.
the FINGER is their reply.
I see grown men FINGERING each other throughout the day.
it gives me pause. when I consider the state of our cities, the state of our states, the state of our country, I begin to understand.
the FINGER is a mind- set. we are the FINGERERS. we give it to each other. we give it coming and going. we don't know how else to respond.
what a hell of a way to not live.
Monday, February 27, 2006
Friday, February 10, 2006
New Year's Resolution
For 2006 I resolve to keep taking your money and spending it on things I don't need.
Now that I got that out of the way, I'd like to address those people who are positive that my website is a scam. You know what the great thing is about a website like mine? The X button in the top right hand corner of the page. That button is VERY useful for people who KNOW I'm a scam because they have......proof...er wait no they don't....they have a friend who said...um wait no....they have a "feeling"...yeah that's it.....a FEELING that I'm a scam....yeah that's right. They have a FEELING that the Rich Jerk is a fucking scammer bastard...yes that's it....and they are ALWAYS right about this sort of thing. There is NO POSSIBLE WAY the Rich Jerk's program could be legit. I mean look at this guy. He talks down to people. He's obnoxious. He's selling a "get rich quick" program and EVERYBODY knows that "get rich quick" programs are fake. He's obviously a scam.
Or wait...could it be that....no nevermind......it couldn't....or....hold on....could it?...Could it possibly be that calling the Rich Jerk a scam is just a cover up excuse? A cover up excuse for cry-babies who are too scared and lazy to try something with a 100% money back guarantee and thousands of positive reviews all over the Internet? Something that could possibly change their lives? Hmmm....I may be onto something here. And if so, that would mean that some people are lying to themselves. In that case, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. And right now you're trying to justify that. And guess what? YOU are the one doing the SCAMMING. You're SCAMMING yourself. You don't REALLY want to change your life. You'd rather make excuses. And I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR LAME-ASS EXCUSES. So remember that X button we talked about before? Go ahead and click it now and PRESTO!! No more scam! How about that? Now run along and go cry to mommy.
On another note, I'd also like to point out that all of the "comments" written in response to my blog entries are fake. Apparently my staff creates these responses to make people think my product is better. Those sneaky devils. But they must not be doing a very good job at it because so many of you brainiacs have caught on! And I was obviously in on it. I'm really embarrassed. I've been outwitted by all of you savvy net detectives who have caught me in this intricate plot to fool everyone who reads my blog. But wait a second.....all of those comments have....names....emails.....websites.... all attached to their profiles. That would mean that my staff must have spent many hours creating hundreds of fake names, email addresses and websites just for the sake of posting fake blog comments. Wow, that's a lot of work. That doesn't make much sense does it? Exactly.
You know what else? I typed "rich jerk" in Google the other day and literally thousands of articles and reviews came up. It was tough to find any that had bad things to say about my program. Conspiracy theorists unite!! The Rich Jerk has obviously paid off thousands of people to write good reviews about his program! NONE of them are real......are they? Nahhh. And those testimonials on my website, those are obviously soooooooo fake. That thing I wrote on the testimonials page about swearing they are all real, under penalty of perjury.....I guess I could be looking at jail time! Oh well. I'll go ahead and leave it up there anyway.
It all just goes to show I've been exposed in my heinous plot at world domination.....scamming people 49 bucks at a time.
The Rich Jerk
The Flipster
Now that I got that out of the way, I'd like to address those people who are positive that my website is a scam. You know what the great thing is about a website like mine? The X button in the top right hand corner of the page. That button is VERY useful for people who KNOW I'm a scam because they have......proof...er wait no they don't....they have a friend who said...um wait no....they have a "feeling"...yeah that's it.....a FEELING that I'm a scam....yeah that's right. They have a FEELING that the Rich Jerk is a fucking scammer bastard...yes that's it....and they are ALWAYS right about this sort of thing. There is NO POSSIBLE WAY the Rich Jerk's program could be legit. I mean look at this guy. He talks down to people. He's obnoxious. He's selling a "get rich quick" program and EVERYBODY knows that "get rich quick" programs are fake. He's obviously a scam.
Or wait...could it be that....no nevermind......it couldn't....or....hold on....could it?...Could it possibly be that calling the Rich Jerk a scam is just a cover up excuse? A cover up excuse for cry-babies who are too scared and lazy to try something with a 100% money back guarantee and thousands of positive reviews all over the Internet? Something that could possibly change their lives? Hmmm....I may be onto something here. And if so, that would mean that some people are lying to themselves. In that case, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. And right now you're trying to justify that. And guess what? YOU are the one doing the SCAMMING. You're SCAMMING yourself. You don't REALLY want to change your life. You'd rather make excuses. And I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR LAME-ASS EXCUSES. So remember that X button we talked about before? Go ahead and click it now and PRESTO!! No more scam! How about that? Now run along and go cry to mommy.
On another note, I'd also like to point out that all of the "comments" written in response to my blog entries are fake. Apparently my staff creates these responses to make people think my product is better. Those sneaky devils. But they must not be doing a very good job at it because so many of you brainiacs have caught on! And I was obviously in on it. I'm really embarrassed. I've been outwitted by all of you savvy net detectives who have caught me in this intricate plot to fool everyone who reads my blog. But wait a second.....all of those comments have....names....emails.....websites.... all attached to their profiles. That would mean that my staff must have spent many hours creating hundreds of fake names, email addresses and websites just for the sake of posting fake blog comments. Wow, that's a lot of work. That doesn't make much sense does it? Exactly.
You know what else? I typed "rich jerk" in Google the other day and literally thousands of articles and reviews came up. It was tough to find any that had bad things to say about my program. Conspiracy theorists unite!! The Rich Jerk has obviously paid off thousands of people to write good reviews about his program! NONE of them are real......are they? Nahhh. And those testimonials on my website, those are obviously soooooooo fake. That thing I wrote on the testimonials page about swearing they are all real, under penalty of perjury.....I guess I could be looking at jail time! Oh well. I'll go ahead and leave it up there anyway.
It all just goes to show I've been exposed in my heinous plot at world domination.....scamming people 49 bucks at a time.
The Rich Jerk
The Flipster
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