Rudolph's Nose goes White in Cocaine Scandal

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer has been forced to resign from his position as Santa’s chief sleigh puller following tabloid revelations that the celebrity deer’s nose had turned from red to white due to a long term cocaine addiction.

According to local sources, ‘On one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say something to Rudolph. He called on Rudolph with his nose so bright, so he could guide the sleigh that night. Sadly, Rudolph was nowhere to be found. He was locked in the bathroom, sniffing cocaine off of the toilet seat.’

This is the latest scandal to face the North Pole since Santa had to ban Polish elves working in the toy factory after complaints about them ‘taking jobs from Christmasland elves when they ‘can’t even speak Elvish anyway’.

Santa Claus has apparently fired Rudolph from his high-profile job as the main sleigh puller, and checked him into a Los Angeles Rehab Center. At an emotional press conference, Rudolph told celebrity journalists; ‘I deeply regret the pain and hurt I have brought to Mr. Claus and my fellow reindeer. I am determined to put my life back on track, although the doctors say my nose will never be as shiny red now that the septum has completely disintegrated due to my drug use.’

Rumours about Rudolph’s cocaine habit had been circulating in the North Pole and Christmasland for some time, since the elves dubbed him, with tongue in cheek, ‘Crackhead the White Nosed Reindeer’. However, Dasher and the other deer have been defending their former leader. “How do you think the sleigh would ever fly without that sweet snow?’

-The Flipster
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Stupid Canadians!

Some poor Calgary man thought the $10 unlimited mobile browser plan he subscribed to meant he could tether his phone to his laptop and download movies. So he was rather shocked when he received a phone bill for $85,000 in the mail -- more than the price tag of one of Germany's finest sports sedans.

If you thought those $3,000 iPhone roaming bills were exorbitant, 22-year-old Piotr Staniaszek of Calgary, Canada, is much worse off. Apparently he recently renewed his phone contract with Canadian network operator Bell Mobility. Along with the new phone, he subscribed to a data plan. One which he thought was totally unlimited. Turns out that wasn't the case.

I don't know what Staniaszek does for a living, but the report I read said he was bored at work and thought to pass the time, he'd download some movies from the Internet and watch them on his PC. So he tethered the two and used his phone's wireless data capabilities to download high-definition movies. This was strictly forbidden in the fine print of his contract -- omething he obviously didn't read.

About 10 days ago, a $60,000 phone bill arrived at his parent's house. When Staniaszek called to complain, he was told that the total bill had risen to $85,000 because he was being charged by the kilobyte.

In an interview, Staniaszek said, "I told them I wasn't aware that I would be charged for hooking up my phone to the computer. I'm going to try and fight it because I didn't know about the extra charges. Nobody explained any of this to me."

Bell Mobility agreed to reduce the charges to $3,243 in a gesture of goodwill, but that's not enough for Staniaszek. He's vowed to fight the company until the bill is dropped entirely, even though he did download gigabytes worth of movies. Bell Mobility has said that Staniaszek should have known that using his phone as a modem fell outside of the normal data usage expected for a $10-per-month plan.

I don't know about you, but if I am going to spend $85,000 on something, it sure as heck ain't gonna be downloading movies over my phone. This should also be a warning signal to IT managers out there. Make sure your employees can't get themselves into similar trouble by implementing software to block such downloads.

-The Flipster

AT&T Lights Up Coast-To-Coast 40 Gbps Network

AT&T announced Monday that it has lit its coast-to-coast IP/MPLS (Multiprotocol Label Switching) network, which delivers speeds of up to 40-Gigabit on the backbone network.

The company said the network is the first of its kind and doesn't need multiplexing capability on its 50,000 wavelength miles. The network connects major U.S. cities and includes 18,000 miles of optical ultra-long- haul routes that eventually will be able to carry customer voice and data traffic at speeds of up to 100 Gbps.

AT&T competitors Verizon Communications and Qwest Communications are also building and enhancing 40 Gbps networks.

"As the demand for Internet and IP-based applications continues to explode, IP traffic on the AT&T network has doubled throughout the past two years," said John Stankey, group president of Telecom Operations at AT&T, in a statement. "We fully expect this substantial growth to continue in the future."

AT&T noted that the new nationwide backbone carries a variety of IP-based services ranging from wireless data and business video to data and voice services as well as private line and wavelength traffic. The network also services IP-based residential services and provides Web access for the company' 13.8 million DSL and AT&T U-verse customers.

The network upgrade was provided by Cisco's Carrier Routing System (CRS-1), which also will support future upgrades "for years to come," AT&T stated. The configuration has been designed to support system capacity up to 92 Terabits per second during continuous system operation.

On an average business day the IP/MPLS network carries more than 13.4 petabytes of data traffic, AT&T said. That translates to more than 2.1 megabytes for every human on earth while providing 99.99% reliability.

-David Gardner
Information Week

PLEASE! Get help now!

I ran across an interesting article when I did a Google search for "stop breathing during sleep".

Check it out here - Family Doctor Article on Sleep Apnea

Sleep Apnea is a breathing-related disorder characterized by a person literally stopping their breathing in the middle of the night. This can happen up to 400 times a night and could last a duration of up to 2 minutes per occurrence.

This is seriously scary as hell!

If you snore, think you snore, your partner complains about your snoring, or if you always feel tired during the day, seek help immediately! You could die from this as sleep apnea increases the risk of stroke, heart attack or death due to falling asleep while doing something important, like driving or operating a piece of machinery.


-The Flipster

A little Friday Humor to end the week...

An elderly couple was driving cross-country, with the woman behind the wheel. She gets pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer says, “Ma’am, did you know you were speeding?”

The woman turns to her husband and asks, “What did he say?”

The old man yells, “HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING.”

The officer says, “May I see your license?”

The woman turns to her husband and asks, “What did he say?”

The old man yells, “HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENSE.” The woman gives him her license.

The officer says, “I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once, had the worst sex with the nastiest woman I have ever had.”

The woman turns to her husband and asks, “What did he say?”

“HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU!”, the old man yells.

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have a good weekend!

-The Flipster

Hey! it's only a job!

Yesterday, I witnessed one of my "corporate" salespersons break out into tears. Being the compassionate person I am, I approached her and inquired what was the problem. After composing herself, she began to tell me of her problems with a potential new client. This client wanted some pretty strange requests. Things like wanting monthly meetings in person to go with the performance reports, a tour of our corporate office (a big 700 square feet!) and detailed reports of how we fund our operation. Now instead of telling these people to piss off, she wanted to work with them to get the business. Make sense to me. But, that kind of stress is not necessary. At the end of the day, it is just a job. Crying, hair pulling, screaming, gnashing of teeth is not the best way to go about daily business. Don't shorten your life over a few bucks!

You are far more productive if you let the bullcrap go and focus on the issues you can either control or deeply influence.

Just go home, have a beer, take a nap and be ready to work some more tomorrow!

-The Flipster

Sports Cars to display driver's penis size

The British Government has decreed that all high-powered sports cars will have to comply with a new law designed to reduce carbon emissions. From January 1st all cars with an engine size of greater than three litres will have to display a separate license, similar to a taxi plate, clearly stating the size of the driver’s penis.

Porsche have claimed that their decision to withdraw completely from the UK market on the same date is ‘entirely coincidental’

and denied that their customers would be the worst affected.

Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson blasted the idea before announcing that he had succumbed to ‘Global Warming guilt’ and was downgrading his car to a one point three Renault. ‘Little’ Richard Hammond however was surprisingly seen at the Ferrari showroom smugly ordering a top of the range model and an illuminated plate.

Other British drivers have been lobbying the Government to embrace the metric system so that six inches may appear as a bold fifteen cm.. Female motorists welcomed the move and are exempt from the law by default. ‘It’s not just a matter of anatomy’ explained the Transport Minister. ‘Very few women are attracted to these brash and expensive vehicles, though the ones that are might have to display the penis size of their footballer husband.’

Another law was blocked by SUV drivers who won an appeal against their IQs being displayed on their cars. It was successfully argued that in the vast majority of cases the simple 4×4 multiplication on the back of their vehicles already gave the correct answer.

She isn't dying!?

After hearing from doctors that 93-year-old Maud Price had only a couple of days to live, her family decided to move Maud from the local NHS trust hospital to the comfortable surroundings of Apple Trees, a top class private hospice. They have since expressed admiration and some surprise at her ability to ‘hang-on-in-there,’ in the GBP850-day facility.

‘We all wanted Nanna to be as comfortable as possible in her final hours, money was no object,’ said Granddaughter Katie, ‘but, that was three months ago, I’m astonished she’s still with us. It just goes to show that her generation are made of stronger stuff.’

Maud’s family fear the GBP150,000 raised from the sale of her bungalow and furniture will not last much longer. Katie is worried that if her grandmother keeps going she won’t just have spent their inheritance, but the family will have to start paying out to keep her in the home, ‘not that I would want it any other way’ said Katie hurriedly, ‘we all love her, she’s a real trooper.’

The consultant treating Mrs Price has admitted that he’s amazed at her refusal to die, he has even joked that she could rally further and go on for another few years. Katie appeared to express mixed feelings that her Grandmother could be around for some time to come, ‘I mean, when it’s family, you don’t mind the money do you? Yet, one has to be practical too, if she lasts another fortnight I can kiss goodbye to that new car; a month and the kids can forget about that trip to Disney I promised them.

‘I may have a fiddle with that drip thing; it’s what she would have wanted.’

Parents Upset Must-have toys are "Easy to Get"

Parents expecting a long struggle to get hold of popular Christmas children’s toys and gadgets are reported to be extremely disappointed this year. High street and online retailers across the country say they are well stocked and ready to supply even the most in-demand products.

Failure to provide ‘must-have gifts’ has always been portrayed as a nightmare for parents but in fact parents relish the annual opportunity to prove themselves to their offspring. The ritual can also be beneficial for children because as one child admitted, ‘If Mum and Dad don’t get us what we want for Christmas they feel guilty all year.’ Traditionally parents across the country have been willing to punch, kick and bite in toy shops as if their life depended upon it.

But tragically this year, thanks to better marketing and distribution software most retailers say their manufacturers are much better informed of likely demand and will be able to supply enough goods for everyone.

One divorced father was appalled at what he calls ‘a lack of forethought’ from retailers. Mr John Rivers from Manchester claims that most parents feel a deep seated need to trawl the shops and internet for elusive toys and gadgets. ‘I paid over GBP600 for a Nintendo Wii last year but it showed my son how much I love him. He was the only kid in his class to get one and I think that shows just who the best parent is. He thought the gift his Mother gave him was crap.’

This sentiment is echoed by Melissa Jones of Bristol who spent three days last December camped outside the city’s branch of ‘Toys R Us’ waiting for a delivery of Xbox 360’s for her daughter Olivia. ‘She’s only 15 months old but it was very important that she got one. How could I have faced the other parents at nursery knowing that all I had got her was a doll or something?’

Judge orders retrial in Bambi mother murder

A US judge today ordered a retrial in the infamous ‘Bambi’s Mummy’ shooting, which has continued to generate controversy and media interest ever since the seemingly random murder shocked an entire nation.

The famous young fawn Bambi became an orphan after the brutal woodland murder. Following intense pressure to make an arrest, police finally charged Elmer Fudd, a lone hunter with learning difficulties linked to a chronic speech defect. Mr Fudd, described as a ‘short friendless social outcast with an interest in firearms’, was an easy fit for the desperate detectives even though he always maintained he was out ‘wabbit hunting’ at the time of the shooting.

However the judge this week decided that the jury had been ‘misled’ by prosecutors about the significance of the invisible speck of firearm discharge residue that was found by forensic scientists more than a year after the event. It also transpires that information was withheld from the jury concerning potentially damaging revelations about the career of Bambi’s mother. Only subsequently has it emerged that as a young doe she had appeared in low-budget ‘hide-flicks’ such as ‘Buck Rogers’ and ‘Deep Goat’.

Mr Fudd has already been acquitted of aggravated arson after careful study of contemporary footage revealed the forest fire to have been caused by an accident. In a separate case, a judge has dismissed as ‘completely without evidence’ the repeated claims that Roger Rabbit may have been framed.

Britain runs out of unfamous people!

Britain officially ran out of un-famous people at 11.49pm last night, after the last remaining member of the public appeared in ITV3 reality TV show called ‘Celebrity Search UK’.

Producers of British reality TV shows such as Big Brother or X-Factor had long been warning about the diminishing number of un-famous people but the sudden stardom of Britain’s last member of the public had still occurred earlier than many sociologists had predicted.

‘Every year it has been getting more difficult to find people who haven’t been on other TV shows’ said Joe Tandy a runner for BBC2’s The Apprentice. ‘We have to turn people down all the time for having been on ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire’, ‘Help! My Kids Are Fat’, ‘My Really Ugly Neighbours’ or ‘Homes That Smell’. All our cameramen are famous, the caterers, everyone – filming has to keep stopping while everyone gets everyone else’s autographs.’

Gregory Charles, a mathematician at Cambridge University believes what is called ‘total celebrity saturation’ will now spread across the rest of the globe; ‘If you include internet novelty acts and radio phone-ins, there are actually only eighty-three people left in all of Europe who haven’t had their fifteen minutes of fame. Even with just the daytime shows, they’ll have to start repeating people in less than three months’ he claimed.

Joe Tandy added; ‘The market is just too over saturated. X-Factor and Britain’s Got Talent can sweep through over 10,000 people in one series; it’s just too much to keep everyone in business.’ One hope was that illegal migrants arriving at the French channel ports could be used. But then the producer recognised most of them from the new ITV phone-vote reality asylum competition ‘Who wants to win British passport?’

However the BBC believe they have devised the next generation of talent shows with a radical new competition in which thousands of celebrities compete to win lifelong obscurity and anonymity. The winner gets their own series on BBC 4.

-The Flipster

Right ON!!!!! Yeah! Fuck Yes!

We’ve just obtained video of Rep. Jack Murtha being directly confronted over repeatedly accusing the Haditha Marines of murdering Iraqis “in cold blood.”

And Here it is. The man confronting Murtha is Jason Mattera, of the Young America’s Foundation.

Al Qaeda release video out-take DVD

Terrorist organisation Al Qaeda has entered the home entertainment market today by releasing a DVD compilation of out-takes from their various videos. The DVD features terrorist leader Osama bin Laden and his sidekick Ayman al-Zawahiri engaging in several hilarious incidents including messing up their lines, forgetting which countries they were supposed to be threatening, and bin Laden slipping up and falling painfully on his backside as he walked pensively down an Afghan mountainside.

The DVD, which was hand-delivered to an al-Jazeera journalist in Kandahar and posted to several branches of Blockbuster Video throughout the UK and the US, is tipped to be a huge hit in the West despite the Bush administration slamming the tape it as ‘unfunny and of poor technical quality.’

Craig Elsandreth, Development Director at the Global Security Institute, admitted they had not expected this step from the global terror network. ‘One minute they’re ranting about establishing an Islamic caliphate across the world and destroying the infidels with fire and explosions, and the next they’re releasing a DVD of some terrorist firing an RPG off a mountain and being knocked flat on his back by the recoil, much to the amusement of his comrades behind the camera.’

Security experts were said to be ‘particularly interested’ in one scene which shows bin Laden choosing which detachable beard to wear before arguing with the make-up girl about whether he should wear mascara or not. There are also suspicions that some of the last few clips were contrived to pad the tape out a bit. ‘The one in which bin Laden is walking past the swimming pool and ‘accidentally’ falls in is transparent. Why does his route take him into the path of the carelessly abandoned skateboard?’

The White House was swift to denounce the DVD, stating that ‘this kind of manipulative propaganda will never work on the American people’. However George Bush found reporters starting to laugh as he said ‘We are on the verge of finding bin Laden.’ The embarrassing footage continued when the President declared ‘We are winning the war on terror.’ ‘That’s definitely one for the Christmas tape!’ laughed one Washington correspondent.

Posted: 31 August 2007 by The Flipster

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Manipulated Politics

'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says General

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I really hate this, but this bastard is hurting!

LOS ANGELES—Actor Ben Affleck, best known for his role in the 2003 film Daredevil, told reporters Monday he would really like to see action hero Jason Bourne, played by longtime friend Matt Damon, acquire a sidekick in his next film.

"I was thinking that the character, who would probably be Bourne's childhood friend, could really breathe some new life into the series," said Affleck, adding that the Jason Bourne character ran the risk of boring American audiences if the superspy wasn't allowed to show a more human side in his films. "I envision the sidekick as being taller, slightly beefier, and having darker hair than Bourne. He may not be the smartest, but he could provide comic relief and would always look out for his best friend."
"I know a few people who would play the part," the Jersey Girl and Gigli star continued. "Hell, even I would put some projects aside to do it if that's what the producers wanted."
According to Affleck, the fourth film in the Bourne franchise, which has traditionally taken place in European locales but was most recently set in New York City, needs a refreshing location that would surprise filmgoers, such as gritty South Boston. Just moments after the opening credits, the amnesiac CIA assassin would learn that he grew up there, had an abusive childhood, dropped out of high school, and once worked as a janitor at a local college.
Affleck said he ultimately imagined the film as being less a traditional spy thriller and more about friendship and the importance of realizing one's true potential.
"The sidekick represents the kind of life Bourne would have lived had he never gone off and become a hotshot CIA agent with a big-time career," said Affleck, who described the new character as having suffered a string of bad luck and made a number of poor life choices. "Basically, his character would kill to have Bourne's natural fighting and spying ability, but it's his role in the movie to show Bourne that even though he is a very gifted and talented individual, he should never leave his old friends behind."
Though Affleck, who offered to write the script for free, anticipates more lengthy scenes of dialogue than is typical for a Bourne film, he promised the movie would not be without its signature fight sequences. Affleck said he had already storyboarded one scene, set at a Boston Red Sox game, in which Bourne, the sidekick, and another high school friend, played by director Kevin Smith, get into a fast-paced drunken argument over the film Star Wars and each of their respective mothers.
"How do you like them apples?" said Affleck, referring to what the sidekick could theoretically say after Bourne breaks the necks of several security guards at Fenway Park.
Affleck, who won a Teen Choice Award for his work in 2001's Pearl Harbor, said he plans to pitch the idea to Damon the next time the two see each other, hopefully at an Emmy Awards after-party next month. If Affleck loses his invitation for the event Damon is attending, as he reportedly did last year, he and Damon will discuss the project during one of the rare weekends in which Damon is not working on a film and both actors happen to be at home in their native Massachusetts at the same time.
"I really think he'll go for this," Affleck said. "I know Matt Damon better than anyone in the world, and I just know he's going to love this. I know it. He just has to."
While admitting that a fourth Bourne film has not been discussed, executive producer Doug Liman agreed that a sidekick character might be worth exploring. Liman wrote in an e-mail Friday that he already had a short list of possible candidates for the role, including Vince Vaughn, John C. Reilly, Luke Wilson, Tim Robbins, Minnie Driver, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Casey Affleck, Don Cheadle, and Adam Sandler.

Whoops! Fix it, now!

Apple are facing a massive recall operation after it was revealed that after packing so much impressive technology into their new iPhone, they omitted to add a ‘phone’ function to the otherwise impressive gadget.

‘Sure, it’s a slip up all right, but not a huge one’ admitted Steve Jobs, ‘I guess that we got so carried away with the state-of-the-art software, functions and interface that we’ve forgot it was supposed to be a phone above all else.’

The launch of the much-hyped device saw many friendless enthusiasts queue for days to be the first people to get hold of the gadget. ‘Most normal people who were not social outcasts would just wait a few days until they became more widely available ’ commented one passer-by. ‘Who are they going to show it to? All they will do is go home and blog about it or visit some forum for geeks and use the word ‘cool’ a lot.’

Ironically, it is this lack of ‘real-life social interaction’ amongst the initial purchasers of iPhone, that meant the omission was not discovered for over a week after the launch. It appears that it wasn’t until a woman in Austin, Texas tried to call her 15-year-old son on his new toy that the mistake came to light.’

Mr Jobs continued, ‘In our defence you can check your email, text, send picture and movie files, browse the web and many more things beside, talking is so ‘yesterday’s technology’ anyway. But if people want to be picky we’ll exchange them.’

The problem has not affected a number of middle aged parents who have were persuaded to buy the device by their teenage children and will continue to use it mainly as a paperweight.

Bill Gates' last "hurrah"...

Well, here it is folks... The last piece of shit technology from a fucked up company that will be directly influenced by an ego-maniacal bastard that tried to rule the world.... Surface Computing! Imagine the driver issues with this one...

Fuck you, Bill! Now give me $100 million dollars!

http://www.microsoft.com/surface


-The Flipster

What is her problem?!

http://www.nypost.com/seven/04242007/gossip/pagesix/pagesix_u.htm

You know, if you just ignore it, it will go away!

I think the term, "cunt" is way too flattering for this fetted pile of rat-shit.

-The Flipster

NCAA-Tourney Time!

So, do you think University of Memphis will take it?

-The Flipster
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Well done, Tim Hardaway! But...

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SPORT/02/16/basketball.hardaway.ap/index.html

Dang it! They got to him and made him "apologize"... It is sad when personal views, feelings, beliefs are stifled by others. Welcome to 1984, people. Except this time, the powers that be are fervently pushing their population control agenda.

And to clarify; NEVER HATE THE PERSON. ONLY HATE THEIR ACTS.


-The Flipster

Minimalist Toyota Sports Car Is A Hybrid

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The Toyota FT-HS is a 400-horsepower hybrid sports car with expressive styling that includes areas where outer sheet metal and parts of the seats inside are literally carved away because they’re not needed.

For example, the four separate seats in the FT-HS merely provide the contact points with a passenger’s body. The areas of the seats that don’t need to touch passenger bodies are missing.

The hybrid gas-electric engine includes a 3.5-liter V6 which can provide a projected 0-to-60-miles-an-hour time “in the 4 second range,” said Kevin Hunter, who leads Toyota’s North American Calty Design Center in California.

Purely a design project with no plans for becoming a production car, the FT-HS answers the question, “What is a suitable and appropriate sports car for the 21st century?” he said.

It also explores possible future designs for Toyota. “We don’t want to create design that’s representative of pure American design,” Hunter said. “Toyota is originally a Japanese company. That’s part of our history, part of our culture. We’re trying to express some Japanese attributes … it’s our DNA.”

FT-HS DesignHunter pointed to the taillights on the FT-HS. They’re integrated into the rear deck, rather than added on decoratively. He also noted that front and rear fascias are scooped out to reduce unnecessary mass. The roof has a scooped-out section, too, to reduce aerodynamic drag and still provide good headroom. The car’s overall style is a contrast of hard-edged corners and minimalist function.

Unique features of the FT-HS include a telescoping hub-less steering wheel for steering by wire, a power roof made of carbon fiber Kevlar that moves down and behind the front-seat passengers for open-air driving and headlights made up of clusters of light-emitting diode lights.

“Driver today are not satisfied with cars that are simply fast,” Hunter said. “In addition to driving enjoyment, drivers are concerned about safety, ecology and social responsibility.”

Toyota is the world’s largest seller of gas-electric hybrid vehicles. Jim Lentz, executive vice president at Toyota Motor Sales U.S.A. Inc., predicted the company will sell a record 150,000 Prius gas-electric hybrids in the U.S. in calendar 2007.

With a U.S. government fuel economy rating of 60 miles a gallon in city driving and 51 mpg on the highway, the 2007 Prius is the most fuel-efficient car sold in America.

Lentz added that when other Toyota and Lexus hybrid model sales are added in, the automaker’s hybrid sales should top 250,000 this year for the first time.

-The Flipster

The Lowdown On Las Vegas Comedy Clubs, Comedy Shows & Stand Up

Las Vegas is famous for its strip clubs, casinos, buffets and show girls but Las Vegas also well caters for visitors who would like to try their hand at stand up comedy or who are just after a laugh in one of the many Las Vegas comedy clubs and comedy shows. Here's a list of Las Vegas comedy clubs and shows to keep you in stitches on your Las Vegas vacation together with Las Vegas comedy show ticket information: Boomerang's - 6650 Vegas Drive 792/631-4711. Boomerang's is a late night comedy club open every Saturday from 10.30. If you are looking for a cheap night you will be pleased to know Boomerang's has no cover charge. Funniez Comedy Club. This comedy club is open every Friday and Saturday night from 10pm. It is for people aged over 21 years. It's at Buffalo Bill's. Funny Business Comedy Club - Krave Nightclub, at Aladdin 866/273-6029. It hosts both new talent and experienced talent. It has shows every night from 7pm. Laughs at the Beach - The Beach, 365 Convention Center Drive 702/731-1925. This club is open every Saturday from 8pm to 10pm with both local and visiting acts. There is no cover charge. Riviera Comedy Club - Mardi Gras Entertainment Complex at the Riviera, 702/794-9433. This comedy club has more than just the usual stand up comedians. It has shows every night at 8.30 pm and 10pm. The Comedy Stop-Comedy Stop Theatre at the Tropicana, 702/739-2411. This comedy club has three comics that rotate weekly and also love to feature the latest comedians. The age is over 21 and there are two shows every night at 8pm and 10.30pm. The Improv - Harrah's 702/369-5111. This comedy club features three new acts every week. You must be over 18 years of age. It has shows Tuesday through Sunday at 8.30 and 10.30pm. If you fancy yourself as a bit of a yet to be discovered stand up and are looking for an open mic try out Boomers 702/368-1863 which has an open mic night every Sunday from 8pm; Norma Jeane's, 702/768-6666 (evenings) with an open mic night every Thursday from 11pm onwards; and The Dive Bar, 702/579-4707 which has an open mic night every Sunday from 10pm For the latest up to date comedy club information go to http://www.vegas.com/shows/ and http://govegas.about.com/od/comedyshows/ For detailed information about The Las Vegas Comedy Festival go to http://www.lasvegascomedyfestival.com/


-The Flipster

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