An elderly couple was driving cross-country, with the woman behind the wheel. She gets pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer says, “Ma’am, did you know you were speeding?”
The woman turns to her husband and asks, “What did he say?”
The old man yells, “HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING.”
The officer says, “May I see your license?”
The woman turns to her husband and asks, “What did he say?”
The old man yells, “HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENSE.” The woman gives him her license.
The officer says, “I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once, had the worst sex with the nastiest woman I have ever had.”
The woman turns to her husband and asks, “What did he say?”
“HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU!”, the old man yells.
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have a good weekend!
-The Flipster
Friday, December 14, 2007
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