People are Stupid.

Here are a few examples of how stupid most people are in this world. There is no discrimination here, you are all dumb!

This is an actual cellular phone text message "conversation" with an ex girlfriend of a friend of mine. Enjoy!

DumbBitch: I am going 2 a bukkake party as an observer do u know it is?
Dude: Yes
DumbBitch: What is it?
Dude: Go google it

4 minutes later...

DumbBitch: Oh my thank god i am just watchin
DumbBitch: Want me to come over when i am done

2 minutes of silence...

DumbBitch: Is your answer no? Its not like i am doing it just watching

2 more minutes of silence...

DumbBitch: So i can come over later

Another minute of silence...

DumbBitch: Call me when u get h0me freak

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Here's another quick one about a guy I know... Enjoy!

I was driving back to work from lunch and was taking it easy on the speed since the ice was a little spotty on the road I was traveling. As luck would have it, some douche bag was tailgating me - and after a good mile or so, he really started to piss me off. I noticed that the stretch of road ahead was a long straight-a-way for a good distance, and it had no trees - therefore it was completely dry and no ice. Well, to make this ass that was on my bumper a little less of a miserable individual, I kicked it up a notch and accelerated to the speed limit. Well guess what - that ass bag was still right on my tail - then it happened... the 4 or 5 inches of ice that was riding on top of my Explorer caught a little wind and WHOOOM - I completely smacked that jerk's windshield with a huge hunk of ice that measured a good 4 by 5 feet! Last time I looked in my mirror, he was spinning off the road. I politely rolled my window down and flipped him the bird as I drove away.... ahhh, I love winter.


*Sniff* That was beautiful, man!